"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
omfg this is the best piece of satire i have read in eons.
because pitbulls are so terrible right?….
hes so satisfied with himself that little butt
pitbulls are the best dogs go away
HE FUCKING SMILES
Soccer Dad Gettin His
Turn up at the Hyundai dealership
what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that
i bet the teachers talk shit about us to other teachers
one time in the hallway i walked past my english teacher and a councelor and the councelor goes “I just wanna punch that kid in the fucking face god dammit”
as someone who taught high school kids for four years
i can confirm this
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.
i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok
the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen